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“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
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due to low self esteem if someone is hitting on me i probably wouldn’t even be able to tell unless they directly said “i love you and want to date you” and even then i would be a little skeptical
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So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
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Active love blog <3
The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy
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c1it:
the plastics
I’m judging you if you don’t reblog this
you can’t sit with us
that vest was ugly
hey do you guys own anything pink?
he’s almost too gay to function
That’s only okay when I say that!
stop trying to make fetch happen!
I’m kind of psychic. It’s like I have ESPN or something…
I’m not like a regular mom, i’m a cool mom.
on wednesdays we wear pink
get in loser we’re going shopping
Mean Girls 2 is funnier.
Said no one ever
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